So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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