Dual....:-)
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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