i think my tv is drunk
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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