wat bout pragnant strippers??
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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