i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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