are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You can't special order awesome
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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