yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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