im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he shaved USA in his pubs
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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She bit a glass in half.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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