Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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