i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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