I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So much Jack, so little girl.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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