My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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