while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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