Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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