i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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