I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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