Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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