i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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