I didn't shave. On purpose
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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