Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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