My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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