I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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