He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
tell me about the fingering
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