I could make wine with my vomit
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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