She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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