Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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