You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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