She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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