Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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