okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
40s are totally the cure
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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