This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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