dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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