Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He did a backflip because drugs
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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