I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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Party on wayne
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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