i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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