I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
it's great music for shaving your balls
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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