I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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