nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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