Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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