dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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