i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize