What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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