So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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