I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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