i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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