you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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