i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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two words: eviction party
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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