wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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