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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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