What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wish my penis had a tongue
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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